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eric jackman

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Brain Waves by ericjackman, literature

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Brain Waves

There will be nothing scientific here... These are just some of the thoughts and questions that pass through my head on any given day. "Why is it that whenever I see a really unattractive woman (when i say unattractive, I don't mean a little chubby or slightly homely, I'm talking a "looks like her mother and father were related" kinda fugly. The kinda ugly where you'd feel kinda glad if you had been born with a tail.) she almost always has a shit load of kids?" "If I showed internet porn to a rainforest native tribesman, what would his reaction be? "If pot were legal, I wouldn't have to drink so much." "There should be some kind of intell

Smurf This by ericjackman, literature

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Smurf This

Dear Smurfhouse Forum, I know this is going to sound like a smurfy fantasy but every smurf of this story is true. I was in Paris fulfilling my smurfly duties as a lowly smurf for a high profile smurf magazine. Despite my meager status, I was allowed to attend lavish smurf parties and smurf shows. During one such smurf, an attractive young smurfette happened to catch my eye. Being nervous and notoriously shy around the fairer smurf, I didn't know how to approach her. But she was far too stunning to not smurf. She had smurfy blonde hair that danced on her shoulders whenever she would turn her head and long, smurfy legs that I would have give

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About ericjackman

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June 28
United States
Deviant for 15 years
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I'm a little weird...

Current Residence: Pinon Hills, ca
Favourite genre of music: punk
Favourite style of art: dark
Personal Quote: Get your head out of your ass, it's not a hat... -me

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frank boothe

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hackers

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green day

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anne rice

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ericjackman

Sep 17, 2013

Analyzing thought

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    I work three days a week. The rest of the time I spend with my family. My wife and two daughters are the center of my universe.      I spend a great deal of time daydreaming, smoking pot (medicinal, mind you, I have a fairly severe problem with anxiety), drawing, taking walks in the desert, and taking pictures of what strikes my eye. Sometimes I just sit a make up stories in my head. Intricate tales filled with characters, plots, and angst. I dream of becoming something else. Of what I would have become if I had made a different decision here or gone a different direction there. Of the infinite possibilities that have come and gone along

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ericjackman

Jun 27, 2010

COMMISSIONS

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I'm going to start doing commissions for the price of 2400 points (or 30 bucks if you're bad at math) hit me up

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ericjackman

Apr 1, 2010

awww crap!!

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yeah haha lol and all that FUCK TWILIGHT!!! REAL VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!! I AM NOT TEAM EMO EDWARD!!! I THINK THE ENTIRE CAST OF TWILIGHT SHOULD BE PLACED IN BURLAP SACKS AND SYSTEMATICALLY BEATEN TO DEATH WITH WIFFLE BALL BATS... EXCEPT ASHLEY GREENE AND KRISTEN STEWART THEY WILL BE MY PRIVATE SEX SLAVES!!! DOWN ON YOUR KNEES BITCH!!